Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Best English Jokes

Two men talking in a bus
Your wedding ring is in wrong finger
Other man replies
Yes, I know it
I have married a wrong woman

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Ehglish Jokes

2 accomplish grat things,
v must nt only act,
Bt also dream,
Nt only plan bt also believe,

English Jokes

English Jokes

exams r there,
at d paper you stare;
d answer is nowhere,
which makes you pull your hair.
d teachers make you glare,
d grades are not fair,
bt just like d past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

English Jokes

English Jokes

Whats the height of hope??
It is: sittin in the exam hall,
holdin the question paper in hand
and tellin your self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

English Jokes

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

English Jokes

Child Donkey: Mum with hom shal I play, every donkey is bz. Mother Donkey: Dont wory son, see here, this donkey will be fre after reading this SMS.

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English Jokes

2 b a “Good professional”,
always start 2 study late 4 “Exams”.
Becoz it teaches how 2 manage “Time”
n tackle “Emergencies”!!

English Jokes

English Jokes

What z the height of hope??
It is: sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
n telling your self
“dude,don't worry.
Exams wiil get postponed!”

English Jokes